Curse

Some_guy · Feb 01, 2009, 11:36 PM // 23:36

Getting 4 Celestial Ox's today.

I never get anything with an even vaguely small drop rate..

mage767 · Feb 03, 2009, 06:11 PM // 18:11

Went FOW HM with my two monks on separate accounts.

Smiter gets 4 shards, 600 gets none!

600 gets 15^50 r9 chaos axe and +5e R12 Chaos axe, within first 5 minutes.

I was never lucky in FOW before. But smiter taking all shards was truly shocking!

Kushiels_Scion · Feb 03, 2009, 06:25 PM // 18:25

Not sure if this was my BIGEST GW WTF moment, but it is the only one I remember off the top of my head.

I was playing with my dervish (whom is a mule now) and using Balthazars form and got in a worm, but, I stayed looking like Balth, but I had worm skills. When I ended up dying after a short while I rezed at the shrine and STILL was balthazar. It was entertaining at least.

awry · Feb 04, 2009, 02:28 AM // 02:28

I was monking in ra, my team got to 19 wins in a row. I ran into Shove-spike for the first time. I saw 3 monks and a war and i was like wtf, was this another ra team? few seconds later one of my party members was insta dead and we went on to lose the match.

ShoGunTheOne · Feb 04, 2009, 05:39 AM // 05:39

opened 80 lunars, 0 ox
next day, opened 20, got 2

Zodiac Meteor · Feb 11, 2009, 06:01 PM // 18:01

This happened to me yesterday.

I zoned into North Kryta Province HM and I realized I forgot a important spell so I zoned into LA. It red letters it said, "Your party is waiting to enter mission." I kept walking though and it kept spamming the message. I manage to get to the fountain LOLWTF. I took a picture and instantly zoned me to LA. When I was about to post the picture it was a picture of the loading screen.

Sword Hammer Axe · Feb 11, 2009, 09:56 PM // 21:56

Already posted once but this one tops wintersday:

Got in chat with a newbie. We then start talking about our gw economics.

Him: "I have more than 1000 g in my storage ^^"
Me: "I have 300 k"
Him: "OMFG HOW CAN YOU HAVE SO MUCH MONEY?? IS THAT POSSIBLE??"
Me: (Jokingly since I know that it's not that much) "I hack into peoples gw accounts and take their stuff and money for myself"
Him: "OMFG YOU ARE A HACKER? YOU F****** A**H***"
Me: "I'm just kidding, relax

"
Him: "DON'T HACK INTO MY ACCOUNT!!"
Me: "I was just kidding. I'm not a hacker"
Him: "YOU BETTER NOT BE BECAUSE IF YOU HACK MY ACCOUNT I HACK BACK!!!"

That last comment he made, made me lol XD We separated as friends though

retcute but deadly · Feb 12, 2009, 01:29 PM // 13:29

Best?...there is many

Way back ...Titan quest in Mineral Springs.

only a warrior and me (mesmer) left and we did it

Warrior: hmmm...maybe i will take a mesmer on my team again.

Best regards
Retcute But Deadly
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Vapor_Fighter · Feb 12, 2009, 05:30 PM // 17:30

Well we were doing a uwsc and we had to finish mtn bc the guy failed, so we mosey our way up to mtn and we see this....
http://img12.imageshack.us/my.php?image=gw0402ri9.jpg

Falq · Feb 13, 2009, 07:11 AM // 07:11

Opened Oola's Chest, got Storm Daggers r10. Never get 100k+ drop in gw.

Guys on vent: LOLWTF, angry
Me: Laughing

Then I looked into my inventory... 7-16 damage...

Guys on vent: Laughing
Me: LOLWTF, angry

Triaz · Feb 13, 2009, 04:27 PM // 16:27

Back in the day when our guild was active we always had several guild groups doing different things from PVP to UW & FoW groups to mission groups. So one day we had a 7 man guild group doing the crystal desert missions picking up a random person at whatever mission town we were at. So we picked up this ele at Thirsty River ( the one where you kill 6 groups of forgotten and time is very important to get all completions, been a LONG time since I did these missions).

So when we got to the first group this ele yells WE HAVE TO HURRY! and charges head first into them casting meteor shower. I was monk on this one and i kept her ass alive somehow. As soon as the last mob dropped she yelled WE GOTTA HURRY! Ran to the next group and cast meteor shower.lol. We all just stepped back let her die, then moved in and took the group out. After the battle I rezed her as soon as her energy got to where it would cast meteor shower she ran to the next group half health and cast meteor shower lol, and so it went until we finished the mission. Even being pretty much one player short the whole mission we finished it with all bonuses. Then she said WOW! WE ROCKED THAT MISSION! I should group with you guys more often. I said " yeah I will add you to friends list. Don't call us, we will call you." hehe We were all laughing so hard in vent. Was worth playing one man short for the laughs.

dylyn · Feb 14, 2009, 02:59 AM // 02:59

I was doing the Frost Gate mission in Prophecies, the one where you have to open 3 gates to let Rurik through. At the end I got two of the three gates open & headed off to the last gear mechanism, which was heavily guarded. I made it to the lever while my henchies started fighting, and thought "Now we just need to fight long enough for it to open..."

Unfortunately, while I was doing that, the fighter hench decided to aggro a second large group, which attacked & smoked us almost immediately. I thought, "aah, well, gotta go again..." & waited. I didn't get zoned back to Frost Gate, though. Then I saw that the ranger hench got herself stuck behind one of the lever mechanisms & missed all the fighting. I was about to get her over to our group so she could rez me when I got the final cinematic. I guess sometimes when the AI gets stupid, it actually helps...

go cubs · Feb 14, 2009, 05:20 PM // 17:20

Good stuff....
My biggest WTF moment came when i was in HA. I got invited to a randomway and thought ah wth why not....so we had a "random" (go figure) team. We won our uw battle fairly easily and skipped to halls...Relic run with 3 teams...We were losing pretty bad...so the other 2 teams fought eachother because we sucked... We started to catch up and at the last second I got the relic on and we tied. We were last ones to score so we won halls. I laughed for at least 5 minutes straight...The chats pretty funny as well (dude with same skill set as me not running...me and another guy ran but we really needed 3 runners)..heres a pic of us winnin and our team config...We werent that bad dmg wise...i was pretty surprised. To all who were on this team...GG lol (Needless to say we lost our next battle)

Btw i am panda...

Raven Wing · Feb 16, 2009, 12:45 AM // 00:45

Doing good old SF for the double greenies, 6man classic pug with double nuker because of HM. Started well, killed yakslapper and 3 other bosses outside with no trouble. We then agreed to enter SF, tank was moving towards the entrance. Somebody had been drawing lines of where to stop while tank catching aggro, made another line directing us to stand back while he went in. There was 1 mob of 4 between us and the gate.
All of a sudden the tank shouts OMFG NOOBS and quit.
5 people left on team all saying versions of lol WTF happened here???